My dearest Lia,
I heard that you were thinking to break up completely with me…I beg you to reconsider.
Our lifelong love affair doesn’t have to end. We’ve started each day together and have become part of the New York scene!
Remember the first time we met over a steamy cup of coffee? You told me you’d been tempted by another, who albeit sweet and of the upper crust, you considered too flaky.
And so instead, you chose me. And you loved me exactly as I was: puffed up, a bit dense and lacking a true center. Yet we still had great breadth and depth to our relationship!
But now, you’ve been wondering about someone else, perhaps leaner and less stuffy.
So if it’s this you desire, please at least savor and enjoy one last morning with me — alone…
And then tomorrow, I’ll admit my defeat to your protein-packed paramour!